I recently completed a living willow sculpture of a man walking a dragon in Maesyderi Playing Field, Lampeter. Well the sign on the gate says “Dim Cwn – No Dogs”, so I didn’t think anyone would complain about a dragon!

More photos at the Living Willow Wales [...]]]>

 I recently completed a living willow sculpture of a man walking a dragon in Maesyderi Playing Field, Lampeter. Well the sign on the gate says “Dim Cwn – No Dogs”, so I didn’t think anyone would complain about a dragon!

More photos at the Living Willow Wales website.

I’ve finally dragged the family back out into the countryside: we moved back into “Hollywood Cottage” on Feb 19th. New contact details: Llwyncelyn, Ffarmers, Llanwrda, SA19 8NZ; 01558 650472.

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“Good morning, that’s a nice tnetennba”

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‘I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,’ demanded the rep.

‘Well,’ replied the farmer, ‘there’s my farm hand who’s been with [...]]]> A man owned a small farm. The Inland Revenue claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him.

‘I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,’ demanded the rep.

‘Well,’ replied the farmer, ‘there’s my farm hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him £200 a week, plus free room and board.’

‘The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her £150 per week plus free room and board.’

‘Then there’s the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about £10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.’

‘That’s the guy I want to talk to…the half-wit,’ says the agent.

‘That would be me,’ replied the farmer…